Stocks/Funds to track

American Century Equity Income Inv (TWEIX)
Columbia Dividend Income Z (GSFTX)
Vanguard Total Bond Market Index (VBMFX)

Expense 1.5 and less.

Municipal bonds/funds (5%-6%) tax free
Market Neutral Strategies - Up/Down/Side market
Global Macro - Morning Stars Futures short/long,
Hedged Equity - put options, selling cover calls - sold as mutual funds (side market)

If only I had...